Its 4:30 in the morning and I cant contain my laughter.
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
all i’m saying is,
there’s a reason the queen is the strongest piece on the chess board
and a reason why you win by killing the king
Maybe you win by killing the king because the king is in charge of everything and the army cant function without a leader.
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
Can’t help Falling In Love by Ingrid Michaelson
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T