shit
My names Heather and yeah
Posted on April 24 with 80,137 notes at 9:04 pm

twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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Posted on April 24 with 21,214 notes at 8:51 pm

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illaminati:

hearing urself sing

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Posted on April 24 with 183 notes at 8:45 pm

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Posted on April 24 with 25,782 notes at 8:45 pm

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
Posted on April 24 with 56,395 notes at 5:19 pm

breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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dulect:

greeting your relatives

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barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG


human-league:

Love

human-league:

Love

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