shit
My names Heather and yeah

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"


androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey


adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

(Source: 36q)



walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(Source: simsgonewrong)


(Source: medz-and-fedz)


nice-wig-janis:

american horror story asylum 

nice-wig-janis:

american horror story asylum 


spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at


(Source: iraffiruse)


(Source: jaidefinichon)


marvelcolm:

"Billy, if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll three-point-turn you into a pedestrian and you can walk the fuck back home."

marvelcolm:

"Billy, if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll three-point-turn you into a pedestrian and you can walk the fuck back home."

Posted on September 10 with 63 notes at 5:30 pm

(Source: snowqueens)


shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(Source: drunkchan)



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undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

(Source: lildicktornado)