"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
I just want one day without y’all being extra
Give me those titties momther
accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at
"Billy, if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll three-point-turn you into a pedestrian and you can walk the fuck back home."
hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life